I have just been banned from my library.
And the reason cited is “I am checking out too many books per month which is highly suspicious.”
As in, I check out three books at once (the maximum I am allowed), I read them during the week, and I return them the following week.
Rinse and repeat.
This is, by all accounts, a highly suspicious activity and the librarian wants to talk to my parents as she believes I am up to no good.
I have been banned for three months.