So what’s up with airline food…?
Every amateur comic goes through that phase, “so what’s with airline food…?”
Here’s my thought about airline food.
Every flight longer than two hours, every passenger in every seat should get a hearty meal high in carbs.
Delivered promptly.
Nicely presented.
As soon as it is safe for the crew to move about the cabin.
The absolute best tasting, carb loaded meal you have had in months. A meal so good you specifically seek out that airline to fly on. Meals that remind you of home. But loaded with carbs.
And then the flight crew enjoys a quiet, uneventful trip and everyone wakes up at their destination, refreshed and ready for their meeting or the start of their vacation.