My wife: “Talk dirty to me. En Francais. Did I say that right, en francais?”
Me, with my broken French I have not used in 30 years and having hastily googled key phrases a few years ago that I can now barely pronounce: “Oui. Viens ici ma petite lingette humide. Fascinons-nous avec des fromages affinés à pâte molle.”
My wife: “That’s hot. What did you say?”
Hard to believe I spent more than a year during my 20’s living and working in France with a non-English speaking team, isn’t it?