There is no greater sin in this life than selling me a tall, cold glass of Blackthorn cider but in actuality serving me a glass of Wyder’s Pear cider that is flat and then trying to convince me that I do not know what Blackthorn cider tastes like and that the cider is not flat.
There is a special circle of Hell reserved for people like that.
Really.
I know. I checked. It’s in the Bible.
“When you bring an offering to the Lloyd it shouldn’t be burnt… something… something.”
Really.
Look it up.
Leviticus I think.
He was all about punishing people for cheating and lying.