“What we have here is a layer 8 issue, that is bleeding through in to layer 9. Seems the error code being generated has an ID of one zero Tango. That’s one of the more expensive problems to fix. We refer to it as a PICNIC.” says I.
“Why a PICNIC?” asks the client.
Without missing a beat, I retort, “You’ve heard of the problem P != NP complete? PICNIC is a useful acronym for remembering that. It’s a human factors issue.”
A few moments pass.
“Fantastic! When can you start?”
I think I just sold a steaming pile of BS.