“Hey, connect with me. I’m the craziest/funniest/most popular/successful/most-connected/other-adjective person on LinkedIn.”
Thanks for reaching out but I’ll take a raincheck.
Should I want an endless stream of Instagram drivel, I know where to find you.
This is why it’s always important to look at what an inbound connection has been posting, forwarding and liking before hitting the “Accept” button.
If someone has written a recommendation for you based on how well you can make use of auto-responder scripts to pester your connections with irrelevancy you can pretty much kiss your chances of connecting goodbye.
I just don’t have the patience for that special brand of bullshit that directly sets out of to waste my limited time on this Earth.