“I’ll give you back [that quite expensive item I borrowed from you months ago] if you pay me fifty quid.”
He was very, very serious about it too.
I’m sorry.. what?
That’s not how the world works.
And my now (ex-)friend wonders why he just got served with a summons from the local magistrate’s small claims/county court.
Seriously.
What.
The.
Fuck?!?