Me: “I want to buy a thing.”
Amazon: “Here’s lots of things that are related to the thing you want to buy.”
Me: “No, I really want to buy this specific thing.”
Amazon: “Ah! Say no more! Here’s other people selling things that are like that thing, with very similar specifications to the thing you want, but ultimately, none of them are actually the very thing you want.”
Me: “Okay, let me buy this specific thing from this specific brand with this specific model number.”
Amazon: “Oh! I get it! You should have said. Here’s all the products made by that company, and also a bunch of knock-offs and items on the grey market that the manufacturer won’t warranty, but the names are suspiciously close to the brand, and some questionable reviews that look copy & pasted.”
Me: “None of these are the thing I really want.”
Amazon: “You’re really hard to please. Why won’t you just give me your #$%!ing money?!?”
BH Photo&Video: “Here’s the thing you want, the price is the same or better than that other store, we also give you a discount if you buy lots of them, we have them in-stock, shipping is also free.”
Me: “Sold. Thanks.”