Just some of the things I have shouted at my cat in the past year:
“Mao! I swear to God, if you knock Thor’s hammer off the desk one more time I will castrate you with this Tesla coil!”
“Will you PLEASE stop biting on the laser focusing lens!”
“Drop it! Drop it! What have you got in your mouth? WTF!? Where did you even find this [Nixie tube]!?!”
“Mao! Would you PLEASE not turn off my workstation when getting down from the desk!”
“Mao! Mao! Stop biting on the mains wiring you little shithead! Stop. Putting. Your. Paws. In. The. Electrical. Outlets!”
“Mao! Get off the piano!”
“Mao! Stop dropping toys in the water chiller reservoir [for the laser rod]!”
“Mao! Get off the laptop!”
“Mao! Get out of the fridge!”
“Mao! Get out of the server!”
“Mao! Get out of the flour storage bins!”
“Mao! Get out of the cat food bins!”
“Mao! Stop talking to Cortana!”
“Mao! Get off the pasta!”
“Mao! Don’t sleep on the bread!”
“Mao! Stop playing with the electric guitar!” I said this one as I stumbled in to my office at 4AM to find out what the noise was.
“Mao! I swear to God if you explode playing with that I will clean up your remains with the cheap kitchen towels I reserve for the dog vomit!”
“Mao! Do not interrupt the Linux kernel build by sleeping on the keyboard or I swear you’ll be made personal assistant to Torvalds in your next life.”
“Mao! Keep your paws out of the path of the laser!”