Do you vote for the vah-jay-jay?
Do you vote for the Jew?
Do you always end up voting,
For people like you?
Do you vote for the black?
Or the homo on crack?
Whether you live in a mansion
Or a rustic old shack
Who are you voting for?
Is it someone like you?
Someone like those?
Or someone like them?
Is it someone who walks funny
But can turn out their toes?
Who are you voting for?
You’re voting for you, that’s who!
The pollsters step out,
And the votes roll on in,
It doesn’t matter who else is voting,
For the radical, the incumbent, or a drinker named Drew
There’s only one way to vote and you’re voting for you
Who can shout loudest?
Who can talk longest?
Who can stand widest?
Whilst tapping their shoe?
Who are they voting for?
Are they voting for you?
Which way will the vote go, nobody knows,
Whether you elect you, me or them or those.
Or only elect these that can turn out their toes,
and maybe, just maybe, turn up their nose.
It doesn’t matter if you vote for a fox,
Or you cast your one vote for his little red box.
It doesn’t matter if you vote for a cat,
Or you tick your one vote because of his hat
It doesn’t matter which way you vote,
The only thing that you should really note,
Is that you just get out there, and vote!
P.S. If you’re offended, you’re the one with the problem.