Imagine this post is written in a lurid shade of crayon on a circle of pastel coloured paper.
I got to drive a car!
I drank really strong coffee from a cup smaller than your thumb.
I went grocery shopping and bought anything I wanted
I ate a sandwich bigger than my head
I took a nap
I read Asterix comics
I played video games for three hours.
I got to taste my dog’s food.
If you don’t think any three of those things would make for the most awesome Saturday you need to go ask for your child-like wonder to be returned to you.
Don’t let anyone tell you that being
P.S. Y’all looked at your thumb, didn’t you? Made ya look!
P.P.S. That dog food statement is probably going to take a bit of explaining.